inothernews:

The Daily Show’s Samantha Bee remarking on a 9/11 Memorial edition merlot and chardonnay:  “This is real.  You can drink this.  If you’re a fucking asshole.”

I always wanted to have horribly anti-human legislation crocheted and framed. Unfortunately I went with “JIM CROW LAWS” and now nobody will stop by my house.

It’s not OBAMACARE. It’s O BAM, A CAR - EEEEEEE!

Canada coverage! It’s the fun kind of racism.

This is quickly turning from a “Jon Stewart is hilarious” tumblr to a “The Daily Show’s Graphic Design Team is hilarious” tumblr.

No objections.

Oh Chris Dodd. You’re your own punchline.

I decided to pick just one. It was damn hard.

drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “It’s my last broadcast for two weeks, but I promise to give you one last great show before I go. This… Just roll it.”